A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his hat,
and orders a dirty rum, which he promptly finishes saying, "Aaargh Matey, I'll have another!"
After a few more rounds the bartender notices that the pirate is rather sweaty and agitated.
The bartender says to the pirate, "What's up? You look a bit nervous, what seems to be botherin you?"
The pirate replies, "It's been a bad day already Matey, on the way into town this morning, no less than three people stopped me to tell me I've got a bounty on me head!"
***Stay tuned for Pirate Party pictures tomorrow!